I
Pornhub is officially owned by ROMA
The Empire has annexed the .cash branch. The deed is signed in gold ink and centurion sweat.
ROMA · IMPERIVM
IMPERIALLY SANCTIONED · ANNO MMXXVI
PORNHUB.CASH
The only Pornhub a normal person can actually own.
Technically correct. Legally questionable. Imperially sanctioned.
◆ OFFICIAL DECREE ◆
Recently acquired by the ROMA Empire
"All roads lead to ROMA. This one just happens to be .cash."
What This Means
Three imperial truths
II
No ads. No algorithms. Just vibes and togas.
We replaced the recommendation engine with a marble bust that nods approvingly.
III
100% of the ownership. 0% of the lawsuits.
(probably) — our legal department is one centurion and a very confident scroll.
◆ EDICTUM IMPERATORIS ◆
Pledge Allegiance
The gates of the .cash empire are open. The senate is in session. The wifi is, as always, imperial.
Togas mandatory · Peasants will be redirected